pizzaforpresident:

So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain…….

rafiki-knows-de-way:

oh hell no

the-poke-centre:

Aheh

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the-absolute-best-gifs:

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ericgrau:

liquidiousfleshbag:

littlepineapple:

d0cpr0fess0r:

sorryforpartyreichen:

drawingguitarist:

colonelmayor:

senorampcan:

I save America…I tell ya hwhat

Dangit Red Skull.

I sell freedom and freedom accessories 

Somethin’ aint right about that God

He was in love with a woman named Peggy.

a weak man knows the value of propane 

oh god there are tears

so many tears

This is beautiful and I don’t know why.

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thighbone:

my mother heard me say ‘please fuck me with your brussel sprout’

these are my life choices 

ladisputa:

uggh makes me tear up everytime, but this is kinda truly inspiring